What, musically, is Anny?⁰ Anny's music represents a rare alloy of rap, pop, and rock. Most genre-fusion musicians only fuse two genres because they know, to meddle in greater things is not their place.¹ Anny, however, knows how. But what does this really mean in practice?

To learn, you must go to CERN in Switzerland, near the French border.² You don't have an ID tag because you don't work there,³ so you must sneak in.

Once at CERN,⁴ go into the fusion test lab while the scientists are on lunch break.⁵ Fire three (3) hydrogen atoms at each other – representing the three genres of Anny – with the fusion tube tool thing.

The atoms will smash into each other with the force of several billionths of a sun,⁶ creating a perfectly formed and quite warm Anny CD. It will then fall with a clatter to the metal floor of the fusion tube.⁷

Once you have extracted the CD and are in the process of surreptitiously traipsing throughout the lobby and hallways – trying to remember how to get out of the building complex⁸ – you will suddenly become aware that you are surrounded by a baker's dozen upset and jealous scientists from all angles and directions.⁹

You will escape just in the nick of time and relievedly listen to your CD before you get too disoriented in the maze of strange Swiss mountain roads.

This is how all Anny CDs are manufactured, which is why we hope you will understand their high price compared to other, more boringly made CDs.¹⁰ We haven't figured out how to make vinyls like this yet, so please stand by.

More new music coming soon... so behave yourself.